Monday, July 24, 2006

recycled food

remember that ketchup shrimp?
july 10th - the two minute meal
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july11th - the last of the bugs
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honey, garlic, vinegar, soy, zuchinni
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continental breakfast

if toast, orange juice, milk, sausage, and little packets of jam are considered a "continental breakfast" in america, then would this be an american "continental dinner"?

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salad, steak, bread. some turtle food (lettuce), a tomato, couple radishes (lightly cooked with lemon juice b/c they were too spicy!), basil, lightly seasoned with balsamic vinegar, olive oil, celery salt, pepper. "english muffin bread". suggested "deck of cards" sized piece of meat marinated with some mystery BBQ seasoning and beer.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

who is simon??

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while on a quest to find something (which ended up being too expensive) at the uppity fashion valley mall we found out that iron chef japan #3 was going to make an appearance. or rather, he just did and we missed it? i couldn't help but think of mall tours for n sync and brittney spears. and tiffany for the older crowd...

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rice noodles tossed with lemon, some asian basil-y herb, and spicy XO style sauce. mix it up with some sliced up lettuce and lao shui eggs, beef, pig ears, and duck wings/tips (prepared from 99 ranch) and there's a quick meal. it doesn't sound like it would taste good together, but it did.

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next week, i'm making some turtle soup, turtle jelly, and turtle on the half shell. (turtle power!)

Sunday, July 09, 2006

ketchup shrimp

i'm not sure if there's anything quite like cooking for oneself. it's pretty satisfying to just create something, but then when it comes time to eat.. meh. it's a little boring.

my brother came down this weekend, and since he seems to like food tons more than me, there was a preponderence of it sitting around. he cooked up some chicken, potatoes, and onions with coconut milk in a dish we call "Portugese chicken" at home. it's like a light curry chicken without the curry. anyhoo, long story short, he went back up to LA and i'm left with a fridge full of food including some raw flank steak that needs to get cooked SOON and over a lb of shrimp. not wanting to waste fresh shrimp, i froze half and made the other half into "ketchup shrimp". i have no idea what kind of cuisine it is, but it's probably one of those home-cookin' conglomerations. it's probably in the top 5 of my favorite dishes--at least the way my mom makes it. i'll ask her for the recipe some day. until then, here's a variation of it:

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.5 lb raw shrimp
couple tbsp rice wine
tsp sugar
few cloves of garlic smushed or diced
.5 onion diced
1-2 tsp oil
a sprig of geen onions cut into cm lengths on the diagonal
2-3 tbsp ketchup (lee kam kee brand--it taste a bit different from the heinz. sweeter and more spices)
salt to taste

rinsed the shrimp. sometimes i leave the heads and shells on b/c i'm lazy and the legs are fun to eat and sucking on the brains is tasty). this time, i shelled and beheaded them b/c they absorb more flavor that way. marinated them in the rice wine while prepared the garlic and onions. i poured a lil oil into the pan and tossed in the garlic and onions. when they started to get kind of aromatic, ~.5 a min later, i tossed in the shrimp and wine and stirred them around 'cause they cook rather fast. put in a pinch of salt. dumped in the green onions. when the shrimp just started to turn pink all over, i reduced the heat from med-hi to low and poured in the ketchup. not sure how long it took for that.. but it couldn't have been more than a min or two. shrimp cooks real fast if you don't want it to be tough. stirred around. just for a short while then put on a plate and garnished with some green onion.

this came out a bit different from my mom's version. i think she adds a bit of vinegar and uses different proportions. no onions too. they're a mess if the shells are still on. it's also quite a bit more saucy.. mm.. tasty sauce on rice..

spinach and tofu

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curiously enough, i ate some horensou no shio gome ae (something like that) in a restaurant which turned out to be a very delicately flavored dish of spinach mushed up with tofu and covered in bonito shavings--quite similar to my mash up of two different leftover dishes here. what can i say? i'm a natural. corruptor of respectable dishes.

Friday, July 07, 2006

poverty pasta day 2

for dinner: some reheated pasta (yesterday, made a large potfull to last a couple of days) covered in trader joe's pesto sauce. the meat is some cut up stirfried carne asada (flank steak) that seasoned with salt, pepper, and some "BBQ" (onion, garlic, chili powder, etc) seasoning i found. i usually jsut use garlic salt, though. i also found some pretty fresh leftover lettuce and made a salad with radishes. the dressing for the salad was a squeeze of lemon, some salt, and beef juice from the carne asada. with the pasta pre-made, it was a 10-min meal.

gobbled down a slice of pizza and some strawberries for lunch. was in a hurry, but i love perq meals. when i only have to cook once a day, i'm more likely to make something tasty.

there's also a coffee machine here. found some abandoned coffee and have been making iced coffee to carry around with me in plastic bottles. it's sooooooo much better than instant.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

poverty pasta

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got sick of eating leftover okonomiyaki (that thing was a monster!) for dinner so made some pasta. i'm not sure where this pasta came from, but it says that it's not for sale or redistribution. i'm too lazy to fetch the package, but it's from teh USDA... i think it's poverty pasta? someone gave it to me, i didn't steal it! i had it with some asparagus bequeathed to me by The Estate's last occupants, sauteed in butter and capers. diced in a bit of marinated artichoke hearts and added some white wine (both abandoned). squeezed some lemon in. that tasted ok enough, so wanted to make a cream sauce now.. and uh, added some cream. it really didn't do much. i was too lazy and hungry to look up recipes on how to make cream sauces or what flavors go well together, so i kind of just tossed stuff in... also put in fish sauce and some oatmeal. j/k. also was too tired and lazy to bother with preparing meat, so there's two fried eggs too. sprinkled some parmesan/romano (def not from teh green can) on top. it tasted good enough 'cept that there wasn't enough sauce to coat all the spaghetti.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Tajima

Tajima Japanese Restaurant

4681 Convoy Street
San Diego, CA 92111
(619) 576-7244

is it just me, or are all SD japanese restaurants closed between lunch and dinner from 2:30 to 5:30? not that i'm complaining. just so you know so you don't drive all the way there to eat dinner at 4:30. then cry at the unlit neon "Open" sign at Ichiro minutes later too. the mexican food place nextdoor wasn't bad though. what was it called? Humbertos? Albertos?

the marinated baby squid started off alright, but then the taste got stronger and stronger the longer it sat in its sauce until it became uneatable. the texture of the raw squid was a bit slimy and goopy, but it wasn't bothersome. the waitress mentioned that most people didn't like it. when she asked later what i thought.. (that it was a little strong) i couldn't think of "tsuyoi aji" (strong taste) so resorted to english. she came back all confused smiles with a "straw".

ikura ochazuke... i hadn't tried (or found) ochazuke in other restaurants before. pleased!

not a sushi place.. and that's why i like it! i'm hooked. thanks for taking me there, you. it would have just been oatmeal again. =)

Mexican pastries

i went walking around Pomona with a friend two weeks ago when we found this mexican bakery called Mercanera or something like that. i wish i had a camera on me.. there were cookies and pastries from floor to ceiling all along one side of the store. we stopped in to share a guava turnover, and a plastic cupful of crema fresa (sp) which turned out to be a rich mixture of yogurt and heavy cream (i think) with diced ripe srawberries mixed in. it was smooth creamy fruity death. the turnover turned out to be really flaky and tasty, and at only 45 cents each, so we went back for more! I ended up buying up all sorts of pastries i don't know the names of to bring to friends' places. forget the asian traditional fruit. dunno exact address, but it's across the street from the Washington Mutual on the corner of Towne and Third. they also sell tamales and some really old looking chicharrones.

all i need is a yurt and some koumiss*

currently enjoying a nomadic existence! just a quick food update until i get settled someplace permanent. it's hard to keep food in the car... now behold the non-aesthetic proof!

i did, however, make some comfort food tonight to curry favor with my benefactors. i remembered my roomate making some Cheeseburger Helper several months ago, and decided to recreate it without having to actually buy that cheesy stuff. bought some generic DELUX shells and cheese (i'm pretty sure it was delux b/c the cheese wasn't in powder form), cooked that up. cooked (that means "All Brown") up 3/4 lb of ground beef so it was still kind of chunky, as opposed to crumbly. Drained the pasta well, threw it into the pan with the beef, then mixed in the cheese sauce packet. Depending on the audience, i'm either being too vague, or too redundant. Please follow cooking directions on the package. It helps, it really does. The stuff tastes like death. We can't stop eating it. gross picture, but that's what i have saved for lunch tomorrow.
a variation on a simple tofu dish my mom makes at home sometimes. steamed tofu, covered in a lil soy sauce, sesame, and freshly sliced shallots that've been quickly tossed in hot oil. shallots are expensive, and i still had that jar of friend shallots sitting around, so guess what my substitution was. it looks 10x more appealing when you don't eat in tupperware on the carpet.


this is what happens when i'm up all night studying and feel productive. not plain oatmeal. but still lazy.


and this is what happens when i wake up late and need to take food on the go b/c i know i'll be starving for hours otherwise. semi-plain oatmeal. and in one of those tins that TheABC ate from in Class 302. i saw a flimsy version of this selling in the school bookstore. i guess it's "cool" and "vintage" now. my parents used this one 30 years ago. still works and not rusty.


here's some garlic + spinach with sesame for the heck of it. doesn't match flavors though. spinach is a pain to clean. too many bugs and mud. there's some of that leftover tofu block i've been hacking away at for a while now.


and no pics of the german sausages i simmered with onions or the garlic smashed potatoes i had them with. it looked pretty gross. the former was all pale and goopy (onions), but it tasted alright.

in an ironic turn of events, i found a job at one of the dining halls again. luckily, it's not the fat camp.

*koumiss = fermented mare's milk

Friday, June 16, 2006

Yan..ni Can Cook!

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i love puns, especially bad ones. in lieu of grotesque food, i give you grotesque photoshop! Yanni rocks.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

...instant cup ramen...

that means that it's nigh on finals time and i don't feel particularly energized to cook after coming home from the library at 12am. i caught myself calling Dieckmann condensations "graceful" in there. bad sign. even better, managed to hit up both Chipotle (barbacoa burrito) and Roberto's (some funky tasting jamaica and and nibble of carne asada fries) in one day. those are just two of the college eat-out staples nearby. a little bit gross. i did start out this morning with a big cup of iced "lemon drop" (lemon myrtle and black) tea from Infusions of Tea. that place is a kind of frou frou and new-agey, but the tea is soooo good. it's small and has a really chill atmosphere that just makes me want to sip tea and space out in some odd zen-like way. so refreshing... the starbucks 2 shops down is all hustle and bustle and loud caffiene-filled madness. there's 3 starbucks within a 2 block radius from me =/ gimme Muir Woods any day of the week. they might not make a mocha frappachino, but you can get caffiene, "The Paul Park", and a "Hot Josh". i think i'm just biased b/c i hang out in that area a lot and it's cheap. oh yeah... if you swing by just before closing on fridays, and a certain someone is around... free pastries! bring your own mug and it's even cheaper (and uh, not create so much waste).

Infusions of Tea
8750 Genesee Ave., Suite 258
San Diego, CA 92122
(858) 450-6500

http://www.infusionsoftea.com/

Muir Woods Coffee Shop
in Muir, underneath the Summit dining hall
UCSD

Monday, June 05, 2006

liver and onions

so i was at the market today, when this little old lady asks the butcher if he's got any beef liver b/c there's only chicken livers all packaged up... turns out he hadn't cut them up yet so i asked for an order too. and that's how i ended up with this delicious fresh bloody beef liver.

yum. (the plate is watery b/c i'm rinsing the livers off)

looking for recipes online revealed two main schools of cooking:
1. liver is sauteed or pan fried
2. it's browned, then baked in an oven
i'm lazy, so i picked the first method. Second, there were recipes that used bacon fat and had onions that were baked, then there were ones that didn't use bacon but had onions carmelized in butter. i, wanting to maximize artery-clogging tastiness, decided to use both butter and bacon fat in my recipe. i call it the Fatkins diet.
here's one and a half sliced onions carmelizing on med heat in about half a tbsp of real butter. it took forever!

removed, and set aside, then added 4 strips of thick-cut smoked bacon to the pan to crisp up and release their fatty goodness in order to cook my liver in. removed bacon. then i dried the liver off with paper towels and dredged them through some flour mixed with salt and pepper. threw those into the pan at med-medhigh heat and cooked each side about 2-3 mins... i think. didn't want anything raw so got it to just the edge of crispness on the outside. which turned out fine b/c it was just done on the inside--cooked, but tender and not tough. dumped int he onions and bacon with the liver to warm back up and let them get friendly with eachother. the liver sucked up the bacon flavor nicely and the onions were soft and buttery.
doesn't that just look like a big mess of heart-attack?

that was accompanied by pasta in a pre-made made putanesca sauce. that's a sauce that contains garlic, olives, capers, anchovies, etc. smelly stuff. the stuff i bought didn't have that much kick to it.. it wasn't bad though.

*update*

a splash of fish sauce and half a packet of crushed dried chili peppers from someone's pizza takeout fixed the sauce. kind of.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Gwendolyn's Eggman


"I am the Eggman.."



"..I am the Walrus. coo coo cachoo.."

Beatles - I Am The Walrus

salty, bitter, sour... and tastes like burning

*from over a month ago*

this is, without a doubt, the most dispicable thing i will eat or drink this week. it looks like someone ralphed an orange into my cup. which really isn't that far off from
what it really is. still in that strange food mood and wanting to cure a lack of appetite, i decided to try a tested and true remedy--chanh muoi in the form of a salty lemon drink. i haven't really done any research, but it seems that for chinese food, picking any two out of salty, sour, sweet in combination is supposed to whet the appetite. i can't really prove it, but i point to the various preserved salty orange or lemon peels, plums, and olive snacks out there that claim on the back of their packages to relieve drunkeness, motion sickness, lack of appetite, etc. the phrase for it is 開胃 (hoi1 wai6). (lit. to open the stomach)

i was rummaging around my small stock of odd preserved foods when i rediscovered a dusty jar of vietnamese style pickled lemons. go to any vietnamese place and you'll be able to find a beverage called salty lemonade or salty lemon soda. usually it's a preserved lemon mashed up with sugar and with carbonated water and ice poured over it. tonight.. i decided to make my own version. it was a big mistake. especially with the series of mutations it underwent out of desperation. first off, it wasn't sour enough. and it was kind of bitter. so i added some sour tamarind powder. which made it taste slighty revolting. it now tasted like pulpy sinigang gone wrong. in an effort to make it taste less revolting, i added some cayeanne pepper. it failed to drown out the bitter, acrid, spicy taste. after a few sips (it burned) this nasty concoction went down the drain.

fried rice, "stircook", and egg burrito

fried rice. sliced chinese sausage and broccoli stems with soy sauce and garlic. i like broccoli stems more than the flower/leaf parts. the taste and texture is similar to chinese broccoli, gai lan.

veggie uh.. stircook. ~15-20 mins

assorted fresh vegetables: broccoli florets, green beans, soy beans(ok, frozen), italian squash
minced garlic
small amount of water to cover bottom of pan
~2 tbsp oyster sauce
~.5 tbsp cornstarch mixed with a small amount of water

for wimpy electric stoves without good heat, i sometimes have to drown things in water and kind of parboil a bit or else i could be standing around all day waiting for something to cook. that's b/c flat pan + odd shapes = bad heat contact. cut, chopped, prepared, etc. cooked veggies with garlic for a few mins until the green beans just start to change color, then drained most of the water, and put in the oyster sauce. then added cornstarch slowly, stirring, to thicken up the sauce.

breakfast omelet in a flour tortilla. i had the heat too hot and had to flip it prematurely, so it's all kind of folded up. looks overcooked, but it was actually quite fluffy and soft. ~5 mins.


2 eggs
a few tbsp water
a few tbsp cream (or a good splash of milk is what i use usually)
~1/3 diced italian squash
salt
seasoned with hotsauce.

whisked everything together in a bowl with a fork, pour into hot pan at medhigh heat and flipped it. try for when the bottom just starts to get brown (unlike above = too hot or waited too long). give it a few seconds.. topped with hotsauce. consumed.

bargh, such boring food.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

just a sandwich

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a sack lunch minus the sack, juice box, and fruit snack. aka, just a sandwich. pan broiled zucchini (with some chicken broth 'cause it was starting to dry out), store-bought smoked turkey, avocado, feta cheese on some fresh wheat bread. don't like eating regular supermarket bread like wonderbread or orowheat anymore. you know, the kind you can keep unrefrigerated for 2 weeks in the tropics and still be fine. it kind of tastes funky and has a sour aftertaste.. maybe it's the preservatives and extra sugar? anyhow, it's pretty hearty, and like ~20% day's fiber with the veggie?

oatmeal cookie.. maybe?



i have a hard enough time getting and being able to store ingredients for normal cooking, so i don't usually bake. you know, baking powder, brown sugar, etc. on a lark, i found a few recipes for oatmeal cookies online and adapted them to fit my deficient pantry and 25 dollar a week grocery goal. what a surprise the ingredients are.

1.5 sticks butter
1.5 cup oatmeal
1 cup flour
.5 tsp salt
1 egg
.66 cup sugar
1-1.5 tsp vanilla extract
two handfuls of dried cranberries
juice from half an orange

melted the butter and mixed with the egg, then added that in portions to a big bowl with the dry ingredients and mixed. poured in the almost forgotten vanilla. had half an orange--so why not add that in too? formed into semi-flat lumps with spoons and baked 2 batches at 375 for 10-12 mins until they were golden brown.

the result? a bit moist, buttery and kind of nutty flavored, and more like a mini scone than a cookie. comments received:

"these are really good!" <- she was really hungry
"it's not sweet enough" <- my roommate who bakes. in my defense, i only added half the sugar recommended b/c i don't like really sweet stuff like cake and danishes
"are these Tollhouse?"<- my flatmate who is the queen of all foods frozen and instant.. especially easy mac
"...is this peanut butter?" <- dubious sense of taste suspected

Friday, May 26, 2006

goma ae


goma ae some sort of japanese spinach dish using sesame (i think goma = sesame). i found a bunch of recipes online, and they all contained soy sauce, and some sort of sweetener or sake. boiled up a bunch of spinach.. ~2 mins to cook it. stuck them in some cold running water to cool. squeezed out the water (and probably a good deal of vitamins, oh well) then chopped into 3-4 cm lengths. dressed them with about a tablespoon of soy sauce, 2 of some weak mirin (a sweet sake), and some sesame seeds i toasted in my frying pan.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

garlic mashed potatoes


i took 3 large russet potatoes, boiled them for an indeterminate amount of time until they were cooked. took an entire bulb of garlic, peeled the cloves, then tossed that in the boiling water to cook for 5-10 mins before the potatoes were done. drained them. then smashed em as well as i could with a wooden spoon. i mixed in maybe 1 cup of Trader Joe's chicken broth, 1/4 cup of heavy whipping cream, a tsp of margerine and a scattering of finely chopped green onions. added a lot of liquids to keep it from being dry. didn't really keep track of how much stuff i used. but it came out really rich and garlicky (the whole apt, in fact) and the roomies approved. except for the extreme lumpiness. hey--the lumpy gives it character. it's um.. vintage.